Merch for People Who Actually Read the Protocol

Embroidered. The bag that does exactly what it says — 'tote to file' on the front, 'the crc toolkit' quietly on the back.

'Tote to file' front, 'note to file (NTF)' back. Roomy organic cotton tote for everyone who documents everything.

Same two-sided joke, sleek black canvas. 'Tote to file' on the front, 'note to file (NTF)' on the back.

a.k.a. protocol deviation. For when the study didn't go to script — but the documentation still has to be perfect.

What's in the bag? Source documents, obviously. Also your lunch, three pens that don't work, and the one that does.

A lined notebook with a strong opinion. Everything you write in it is now, technically, evidence-based.

Every CRC knows the phrase. Lined inside — which means there's a plan, so technically anything could go wrong.

Severity: high. Action taken: refill immediately. An AE report for the most common site day complaint.

Claim your laptop, water bottle, and binder as your own — with stickers only people in the field will fully get.